imfemalewarrior:

darthlenaplant:

ranger-truth:

marzipanandminutiae:

elfman98:

hotdadcalendar:

I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye

Even if it’s historically accurate?

as everyone knows, women were invented in 1990

All the notes of “women weren’t on old time battlefields” are wrong. There were more prostitutes and merchant women than there were soldiers in most every encampment. They followed the armies, marching alongside them, and notably ran the camps.

Many more women dressed as men to fight.

Long before female nurses were officially considered to be a part of the military, they were already on the battlefield. They merely didn’t get written into official reports because they were “invisible women”, “not supposed to be there”. Usually they would be local women running a makeshift care center out of their homes.

Movies involving ancient societies? Guess how many had female fighters?

Spies? Mostly female. Yeah, only the men were caught, usually (because nobody suspected the servant woman), but historians believe most cases had more women spies than men. Most cases meaning across time and continents.

Giving me a movie on samurai? Women were trained as well to avoid being captured and raped, and often fought just as hard as men. One woman notably survived multiple battles, and became a hero alongside her sisters after taking out 7 men before dying in her last fight (usually in sword fighting you’d be lucky to take out 2 enemy soldiers. 7 is fucking insane, but because she was a woman it was shoved under the records how the lord managed to survive).

Women have ALWAYS been on battlefields. Women have an intense history in driving victories and losses alike. They were supply runners, fighters, spies, assassins, prostitutes (look up how prostitutes essentially ran the western world, or even the social status of harem members. They literally fucking ruled), even underground activists.

The only time there weren’t many women were with cowboys. Actual western cowboys tended to be both POC and gay. In fact, any time women didn’t have a near equal or greater presence, there was a LOT of gay men.

History: either 80% female or 100% gay. And it’s 95% POC.

Women have always trained and fought, either alone or as part of an army. 

-FemaleWarrior 

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hanfugallery:

Traditional Chinese hanfu 齐胸襦裙+大袖衫

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wandering-songstress:
““Isilda Moreira in RODARTE SPRING 2019 READY-TO-WEAR
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wandering-songstress:

Isilda Moreira in RODARTE SPRING 2019 READY-TO-WEAR

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amysantiagoals:

The glow up of the century ✨

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thebootydiaries:

new hat

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the-artificem:

shut up this is literally every lesbian in this site

Wtf is this from I need this in my life

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is this what growing up is like

supremequeenofthenerds:

twodotsknowwhy:

spawnofsay10:

chiaroscar:

imagitory:

rcmclachlan:

grand-duc:

wigglyflippingout:

me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!

me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES

In the same vein:

Me at 14: oh protagonists that are 17-20-ish, they’re basically adults, right?

Me at 28: Oh my Gods you’re babies who left you in charge?!

Ariel: Daddy, I love him!
Me at 14: Yeah, girl, you tell him!
Me at 30:

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Marnie in Halloweentown: I’m thirteen, okay? I’m practically grown up! I’m certainly old enough to make my own choices – right?

Me at 7: Right!

Me at 13: Right! …Well, okay, maybe not practically grown up, but still, right!

Me at 28:

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You either die young or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

This is so true

Me as teenager: Yeah, girl, you hook up with that older guy, this is super hot!

Me as an adult: all of these men should be arrested

Me age 24 re-reading Harry Potter

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neilnevins:
“ fuggu:
“he dropped his eyes
”
PUT THOSE EYEBALLS BACK IN YOUR HEAD, SON
”

neilnevins:

fuggu:

he dropped his eyes

PUT THOSE EYEBALLS BACK IN YOUR HEAD, SON

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nonasuch:

wehaveallgotknives:

brinnanza:

my favorite thing about the cask of amontillado meme (which I LOVE) is that it displays, yet again, how difficult millennials on the internet are to predict. oh, giant company, you want your advertisement to go viral? well this week the kids are obsessed with a short story written in 1846 good fucking luck

oh my dear marketing man,you want me to explain how to track this? well, I could show you a chart that indicates the next five big memes. it is down in my basement, though it is quite cold, and surely you have another engagement to attend.

#I’m not a millennial but I am here for the bricking-up of the vice-presidents of marketing

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kristensource:

May 8 | Kristen Stewart & Cate Blanchett attends the photocall for Jury during the 71st annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals in Cannes, France.

Caption: Find someone who looks at you the way Kristen Stewart looks at Cate Blanchett

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ufo-the-truth-is-out-there:

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The Story of the Sun, Moon, and Stars. 1898. By Agnes Gibeme.

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attackofthebteam:
“ barnsburntdownnow:
“The Astrologer emptied the whole of the bowl into the bottle
N. C. Wyeth
American, 1882-1945
Oil on canvas
”
soup wizard lol
”

attackofthebteam:

barnsburntdownnow:

The Astrologer emptied the whole of the bowl into the bottle
N. C. Wyeth
American, 1882-1945
Oil on canvas

soup wizard lol

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froody:

froody:

all species of conch look utterly suspicious and vaguely terrified their entire lives

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c-rowlesdraws:

I’m in Florida, and that means I’m thinking about manatees… and about aliens that look like manatees.

These guys are a peaceful people who eat algae and other sea plants, and traditionally roam the warm, shallow bays and reefs of their homeworld in nomadic herds. Their language is made up of low-frequency humming, and snout-whisker touches for more intimate conversation.

Even though they need adaptive technology to communicate with many other species, and even more advanced gear to leave the water, most are very friendly and don’t mind going to the extra effort.

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